Clumsy.
A photo of one of my many accidents today. I managed to break a dish, slam my finger in the drawer, hit myself in the head with a tray, spill ketchup on myself, change my shirt, and then get maple syrup on the new one (LOL - I managed to at least wipe that one off). Here is my finger bruise from slamming it in the drawer. It is really quite spectacular in person: